Cringe-worthy Thanksgiving Jokes

Q: What happened when the turkey got into a fight?

A: He got the stuffing knocked out of him!

Q: Why do turkeys always go, “gobble, gobble”?

A: Because they never learned good table manners!

Q: What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?

A: Plymouth Rock.

Q: Why did they let the turkey join the band?

A: Because he had the drumsticks.

Q: If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?

A: Pilgrims.

Q: What sound does a space turkey make?

A: Hubble, Hubble, Hubble!

“I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land” – John Stewart  (ouch)

“Thanksgiving is America’s national chow-down feast – the one occasion each year when gluttony becomes a patriotic” – Michael Dresser

Since when has gluttony not been part of what it means to be American?


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