5 Ways to Get Attention and Earn Detention

Do you want to fit in at school? Do you want an after-school activity? If so, read the tips below to get a quick detention.





1. Walk through the car park! If no teacher notices, wait until an elementary class passes by and trudge through the centre of the car park. If that does not work, proceed to step 2.

2.Wear a red jacket and repeat step 1. If you dare, proceed to step 3.

3. Wear flip flops with no heel straps and repeat step 2. If for some reason no teacher notices, proceed to step 4.

4. Fold your skort so that it is more than 2 inches above the knee and repeat step 3. The guard should have seen you doing these things by now.

However, if you do want to earn another detention, proceed to step 5.

5. Arrive at school late at least eight times . . .


To learn more, read the school’s handbook for other ways to earn a detention.

Warning: Detentions may not be as fun as you imagine. Ask who will be running the next detention before doing these things.

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