An Ode to DenHotdog

Plato, Aristotle and Socrates; None had such an effect, not one of these, As great as one who seemed to hold the keys. Of the three sirs, Freud, Rogers and Skinner, Each were good, but yet … [Read more...]

DenHartog Buys Farm In Iowa!

Location, location, location!!! Mr. DenHartog's recent farm purchase has pushed aside this capitalistic motto. Instead, he has purchased a quaint 80 acre farm in the United States' official "middle … [Read more...]

Victoria Secret Model finds New Love

Earlier this week, Victoria Secret supermodel Miranda Kerr and Pirates of the Caribbean star Orlando Bloom announced their divorce. The gorgeous model announced that she is now officially dating Jason … [Read more...]

The Denhartog Haiku

awestruck students stop they stare as the beast walks past It’s the Denhartog cautiously they come asking questions and prodding to the Denhartog anything for some enlightenment and knowledge from … [Read more...]

The Philosofarmer

Few of us will ever reach the pinnacle of intellectual thought that is Jason DenHartog. A true master of the art of philosophy, cynicism, sarcasm, and all things league of legends. However after … [Read more...]